Madness The Magnet Keeps Attracting Me

and you just want to strangle them. The movies were all changed heavily by the movie crew and each individual actor. How awesome Darth Vader is, thank James Earl Jones. C3PO, thank the guy hired to do the voice for saying no. Han Solo? Thank Harrison Ford for practicing lines with the ladies auditioning for Leia. Thank Ewan McGregor, Liam Neeson, Natalie Portman, and Samuel L. Jackson (Who requested his signature purple lightsaber, originally he just had a normal green or blue.) that the prequels weren’t a flop. Without their awesome acting Hayden Christensen almost brought down the franchise single handedly.

Oh but he made lightsabers and there were awesome special effects.

Actually George originally wanted lightsabers to be a commonplace weapon but in editing his script he narrowed it down to Jedi and Sith (Which are only called Sith because the gay ass name he wanted to call them was taken shortly before.), and just because a guy has a ton of money to throw at special effects does not make it a good movie.

For example, Avatar.

I could go on and on about how George Lucas is a terrible writer and how he is being a credit whore, but it’s your fault you suck at being able to tell what a good movie is. Does this mean I hate Star Wars? No, I love Star Wars but at least I realize that the movies are all kinds of suck.